Bathroom Reader, during family time: essay, “Pooped, to boot”.
Well, flush the toilet child after poop-ing, and the urine is, also, down there,”
“Yeah.”
“It’s on the floor!’ the child cried.
“Your father has the same problem,”
“We’ll try to do better,” Mom said.
Good luck!! cried the Universal Hosts of global civilizations with a million years of wisdom, full affective intelligence.
They mean it, too.
—-Keven.