Vienna Circle reaches the end.

Master program that professes just information. Welcome alien. Please sit down. Now, where should I begin.

What glorious information will we tell you so, “Simon says, ‘We all fall down.'”

1) Shell© answer man™,

2) Glad© man™ how to save freshness in your sandwich.

3) Mr. Clean™ gets things cleaned everytime.

4) Marge™ tells you how to soften your hands

5) The Hand™ (or The Thing©) is handy to make Hamburger Helper©.